http://templeoftherat.com/ Temple of the Rat en-us Sat, 01 May 2010 08:59:37 GMT 1440 CPG-Nuke Dragonfly Temple of the Rat News http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html http://templeoftherat.com/images/logo.gif http://templeoftherat.com/ http://templeoftherat.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=414 So, if you're reading this right now, you have to ask yourself.... Why? I mean, there are plenty of other websites far more interesting than this one right? That's ok, you can hang out here if you want. We don't give a fuck. Actually, we don't even give a fuck if you choke on your own blood and die. Seriously! I mean, it's your life, right? and if you want to waste part of it here, by all means, have at it. But since you're here, I have an extra special gift for you. Please, by all means, enjoy this lovely treat! Sat, 01 May 2010 08:59:37 GMT http://templeoftherat.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=413 EA Software has released both Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun and Command & Conquer: Firestorm for Free on the Web. You can download a copy right here. Fri, 19 Mar 2010 23:48:07 GMT http://templeoftherat.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=412 KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- It burns like marijuana, works like marijuana and it sort of looks like it, too. And it's perfectly legal. It's called K2, and area police confirm that the little bags of dried herbs are starting to pop up among teens and young adults. Although it may be new on the local drug scene, K2 and similar brands have the attention of a Kansas lawmaker who said she would consider outlawing the substance. That's because the health risks of smoking one of these dubious doobies is unknown. Some European countries already have moved to ban it. Fri, 26 Feb 2010 02:09:00 GMT http://templeoftherat.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=411 So get this. A Patterson California elderly woman was taken to the hospital, and ended up on life support. Assuming the worst her "caring" neighbors started to divvy up her belongings that very same day. Quote:: "The bed, the clothes, she had a breathing machine, they took it, the TV, dishes, glasses, everything," a neighbor said. If this isn't a sign of the state of our world. Even if the old lady wanted her stuff divvied up, at least they could have wait until she was cold. Source: www.kcra.com Sun, 21 Feb 2010 16:48:42 GMT http://templeoftherat.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=410 Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally. Johnstown, P A : Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown , Pennsylvania , after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials. "Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong." Read More Sat, 20 Feb 2010 08:03:48 GMT http://templeoftherat.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=409 No, you read that right. A 25 year old 528 pound Romanian woman gave birth to a healthy 6.4lb baby girl via Cesarean section. The father, a spindly 154 pound man, said that they will soon be married. Guess he likes 'em on the fluffy side Different strokes for different folks, from us here at Temple of the Rat , mazel tov! Source: Fox News Sat, 20 Feb 2010 07:22:42 GMT http://templeoftherat.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=408 Chuck Norris’ roundhouse-kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:57:49 GMT http://templeoftherat.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=407 A thief in the German town of Hamelin robbed an amusement arcade by threatening the attendant with a cup of coffee, authorities said on Tuesday. "He wasn't going to pour coffee over her, he was going to hit her with the cup," a spokesman for local police said. Brandishing the steaming cup he had just ordered, the thief forced the 26-year-old to open the till and fled with cash. Even though this guy is clearly an idiot, you have to give him props for his "improvised weapon" skills. Seriously, if this happened in the states, he would have gotten shot. Yahoo News Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:57:43 GMT http://templeoftherat.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=406 So this guy in Michigan supposedly stole a car then he reported the same car he stole as a stolen car. Not yet having proven he is a total genius, he told police that it was stolen from him at gunpoint when he was trying to buy crack with his Credit Card!!!!!! Apparently local drug dealers realizing that money is tight now take Visa and MasterCard!! The Flint Journal said the man reported Thursday night that a 2003 Chevy Malibu had been stolen.Police reports indicated the vehicle was previously stolen out of Lapeer, about 50 miles north-northwest of Detroit. He is currently still in custody. Yahoo News Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:56:06 GMT http://templeoftherat.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=405 Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:41:35 GMT