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  fake weed ?
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- It burns like marijuana, works like marijuana and it sort of looks like it, too.

And it's perfectly legal.

It's called K2, and area police confirm that the little bags of dried herbs are starting to pop up among teens and young adults.

Although it may be new on the local drug scene, K2 and similar brands have the attention of a Kansas lawmaker who said she would consider outlawing the substance. That's because the health risks of smoking one of these dubious doobies is unknown. Some European countries already have moved to ban it.

Posted by catnip on Friday, February 26, 2010 (03:09:00)
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  Animal Rights Activists Pick On The WRONG Fucking Group!
News Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally.

Johnstown, P A : Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown , Pennsylvania , after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.

"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."

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Posted by TheClovenHoof on Saturday, February 20, 2010 (09:03:48)
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  Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents
NewsYou can't make this shit up.

"The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption."

All this because the boys dad is in jail. He did it so he could get arrested to be with his dad.

Rap sheet at age 4. Drunk and disorderly, breaking and entering, robbery... I'm at a loss of words for the cross dressing part

Source: WTVC-TV CHATTANOOGA, Tenn


Posted by Bubba on Saturday, December 19, 2009 (01:30:50)
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  A 2yr old kid drowns in pool as mom updates Twitter
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A Florida mom posted a tweet about the weather at 5:22pm. Sometime between then and 5:38pm her 2 year old son fell into the pool and drowned. She had called 911 at 5:38, at 6:12 she posted yet another tweet asking for prayers for her kid. Shortly after her request to her 5,300 twitter followers, her son was pronounced dead.

Two things. First, how fucked up is the world that a blogging house mom from Florida has 5,300 people watching her? Can her life be that fucking interesting? Second, was the fame and trying to keep up with it worth the loss of a kid? I don't think so.

Pay attention to your kids. Its fucked up, you need a licence to cut hair, but anyone can have a kid.

Source: Floridatoday.com via CNet News


Posted by Bubba on Friday, December 18, 2009 (15:53:39)
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  Angelina Jolie Sculpture - Nude and Breastfeeding?
News Perverted Oddball Artist, Daniel Edwards has announced his latest sculpture! It's a life sized statue of Angelina Jolie, naked and breast feeding two of her kids.

Why in the fuck would someone make something like this? Although not quite as creepy as the golden Kate Moss statue, this one ranks right up there.

Supposedly this statue was created to celebrate World Breastfeeding Week. If you ask me, it's just an excuse for some perverted weirdo artist to get his rocks off.

I dunno, it looks kinda nasty to me. Nothing at all how I'd picture Angelina Jolie naked, right before I fucked her brains out of her ears.

She kinda looks like a corpse and don't get me wrong, I'd have to reconsider probably two or three times before I would fuck Angelina Jolie's cold, dead, corpse.

I dunno, It wouldn't be all that bad, right? And then you could say, "I fucked Angelina Jolie", and then just leave that corpse part out. I mean, it's not like anyone's gonna know any otherwise.

Anyway, if you think this is the only fucked up thing this guy has made, just wait until you see the rest of this article....


Posted by TheClovenHoof on Wednesday, December 09, 2009 (06:57:58)
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  Jesus is Called to Serve Jury Duty
News BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (Dec. 1) -- Court officials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn't live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. The woman, previously named Dorothy Lola Killingworth, was sent to Judge Clyde Jones's courtroom for a criminal case Monday.

Court officials told The Birmingham News on Tuesday that the 59-year-old was excused because she was disruptive and kept asking questions instead of answering them.

Efforts to reach Christ for comment were unsuccessful.

What crazy asshole changes they're name to Jesus Christ! There's so much more I could say here, but ill leave that one to you fuckers.

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Posted by birdman on Tuesday, December 08, 2009 (04:16:31)
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  Pornaments, Adult X-mas ornaments
News Thats right, pornaments, holiday decorations for your freaky side. Seems Spencer Gifts, you can find one located in just about every mall, has started carrying the adult themed ornaments. Like anything else that might slightly offend some, there are people protesting and making a big deal about the ornaments. Apparently some don't see the novelty to them. Makes you stop and rethink the lyrics to "Santa Clause is coming to town" though, setting around a tree decorated with these the lyrics may take on a whole new twist.

Source: New4 Jacksonville


Posted by Bubba on Thursday, November 12, 2009 (00:13:36)
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  Woman is Arrested for Drunk Driving after Reporting Herself!
NewsLate on a Saturday night, a Wisconsin woman called 911 to report a drunken driver: herself. In a recording of the call, the dispatcher is heard asking Mary Strey, 49, "You behind them?" Strey answers, "No, I am them." The confused dispatcher asks, "You am them?" And Strey responds, "Yes, I am them." She was reported to have a BAC of 0.1 which is over the limit in any state.

I commend this woman for her efforts to keep the roads a safe place to drive, but also I'm a little scared that this woman being 49, may already have reproduced, giving us another generation of idiots.

Source: AOL News


Posted by birdman on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 (19:00:08)
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  Bangladeshi Farmer Slaughters 83,000 Rats
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And all he got for it was a shitty little 14" TV....

Bangladesh imports three million tons of food a year and rats destroy over half of it. Now that's a serious problem, and a LOT of fucking rats.

In fact, there's so many rats in Bangladesh, that the government made killing the little fuckers a sport, with prizes!

The king of all rat slayers was Mokhairul Islam who killed 83,450 of them over a nine month period.

The second place winner was way behind with only 37,450 of the dead rodents. The "contestants" had to keep severed rat tails as proof of their death count.

Top prize was a shitty little 14" color television, but that's ok with Mokhairul, as he just enjoys killing the little Bastards.

[Source: Gizmodo]

Posted by Topher on Saturday, October 03, 2009 (00:27:26)
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  How to define Irony
NewsSeems on of the SPCA exec's dog dies after being left in hot car. Robin Starr, the CEO of the Richmond Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, says she didn't realize "Louie" was in the car until noon.

Now I don't know about you but I have never been in a car with a dog that I didn't notice the dog was in it.

Source: msnbc.com


Posted by Bubba on Wednesday, August 26, 2009 (19:30:07)
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