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A thief in the German town of Hamelin robbed an amusement arcade by threatening the attendant with a cup of coffee, authorities said on Tuesday. "He wasn't going to pour coffee over her, he was going to hit her with the cup," a spokesman for local police said. Brandishing the steaming cup he had just ordered, the thief forced the 26-year-old to open the till and fled with cash. Even though this guy is clearly an idiot, you have to give him props for his "improvised weapon" skills. Seriously, if this happened in the states, he would have gotten shot.
So this guy in Michigan supposedly stole a car then he reported the same car he stole as a stolen car. Not yet having proven he is a total genius, he told police that it was stolen from him at gunpoint when he was trying to buy crack with his Credit Card!!!!!! Apparently local drug dealers realizing that money is tight now take Visa and MasterCard!! The Flint Journal said the man reported Thursday night that a 2003 Chevy Malibu had been stolen.Police reports indicated the vehicle was previously stolen out of Lapeer, about 50 miles north-northwest of Detroit. He is currently still in custody.
PORTLAND, Ore. – Portland police said a man handed an apologetic robbery note to an employee at a FedEx Kinko's store, then waited for police to arrive. The store employee said that the note said, and I quote:"This is a robbery, I'll wait outside for the police, sorry."
Police Detective Mary Wheat said responding officers found the 46-year-old man outside the store Tuesday morning and took him into custody.
Wheat said no robbery charges will be pursued because the man did not have a weapon and didn't carry out a robbery. Police believe he simply wanted to go to jail.
Not only is this guy a major fucktard, he didn't even accomplish his goal, to go to jail. Why is that? He never committed a fucking crime!!!! This is a whole new level of criminal genius. I don't know what to expect next.
Police in Kansas City, Mo., are looking for a woman who went on a rampage at a McDonald's because she didn't like her hamburger. Police said the woman caused thousands of dollars in damage on Dec. 27 when she became upset that the restaurant wouldn't refund her money.
Employees had offered to replace her hamburger, but she refused and wanted her Dollar back.
She then went into a wild tangent, throwing a sign and a bucket of water over the counter and pushing off a glass display case and three cash registers. Over her hamburger!!! I mean the stupidity in this world. It's a $1 hamburger any McDonalds you go to now!!! I think i would have taken the free one, or fuck it, bought another. Now this crazy bitch is going to get caught and go to jail over a fucking hamburger.
Here's a link to the video footage, it dosen't get really good till a minute in.
Most guys say they are "playing the horses" means they are gambling on the races. NOT for Erick Rivera, nope, this sick SOB took it up a notch. He broke into the stables at the New York Historic harness track at night to have his way with the ladies. Workers felt something wasn't right when they got there in the morning and found horses bridled and immobilized in their stalls. Cops were called in, cameras setup, cheesy 70's music started to play....
See this ugly fucker? This is William C. Caldwell III, and he's been a bad little elf.
Seems ol' Saint Nick and one of his helpers hit the sauce a little early this year and decided he needed a hug. Pulled his car, I mean "sleigh" over and just started huggin kids in the street and asking them where his reindeer were. Of course the police were called and they later found the two tools and hauled them off for being drunk in public. Thats it... WTF... what about the whole huggin kids all whilly-nilly, wheres the charge for that. Wise man once said "a drunk man words are a sober mans thoughts."
56-year-old Evelyn Border and her daughter, 35-year-old Tina Griekspoor, of Bedford, Pennsylvania were busted for stealing a Wal-Mart gift card from a 9-year-old girl on her birthday!
