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| SNATCHBOOGIE |
 So, if you're reading this right now, you have to ask yourself.... Why?
I mean, there are plenty of other websites far more interesting than this one right?
That's ok, you can hang out here if you want. We don't give a fuck.
Actually, we don't even give a fuck if you choke on your own blood and die.
Seriously! I mean, it's your life, right? and if you want to waste part of it here, by all means, have at it.
But since you're here, I have an extra special gift for you.
Please, by all means, enjoy this lovely treat!
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Posted by Topher on Saturday, May 01, 2010 (08:59:37)
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| Awesome Christmas Decoration! |
Disclaimer: I'm not the original author, just passing it along.....
Well, there is good news and bad news about my Christmas decorations this year.
Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.
Kind of feel like I gave in to the man by taking him down but my neighbor did confirm two near miss accidents on the busy street next to my house. I think I made him too real this time
So it was fun while it lasted
(Source: GT Hanks)
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Posted by TheClovenHoof on Monday, December 07, 2009 (06:39:29)
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| The Taliban Top Ten! |
Top Ten signs you might make a good candidate for the Taliban:
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
8. You were amazed to discover that cellphones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
5. You think vests come in only two styles: bullet-proof and suicide..
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
3. You have more wives than teeth.
2. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
And the number one reason you might make a good candidate for the Taliban....
1. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
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Posted by Topher on Sunday, November 08, 2009 (01:18:21)
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| Swine Flu Claims Another Victim! |
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Posted by Topher on Friday, November 06, 2009 (03:41:12)
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| Ten Things NOT To Say On The First Date |
Guys and Gals, we all know the dating scene can be tough. Finding that special someone in a sea of rejects is nearly impossible these days. The bars aren't much more than meat markets, and going on blind dates can be a horrible experience. The Internet has helped us match our "compatibilities" with others, but that doesn't help us from saying the wrong things when finally meeting for that real first date. So with that in mind, Temple of the Rat proudly presents:
Ten Things NOT To Say On The First Date
- "So, when are we gonna fuck?"
- "My OBGYN says the warts should be all cleared up within a few days."
- "My Mom says I'm a good catch."
- "If I don't bust a nut soon, my balls are gonna explode."
- "You know, you remind me of my Sister."
- "My last boyfriend always complained that my Vagina was too tight, but that's easy to say when you have a 12 inch Dick."
- "Blow, is just an expression, you gotta SUCK that Fucker."
- "I have trouble keeping friends. I guess it's because I shit on everyone I meet."
- "My last girlfriend was pretty cool, but I had to break it off with her because she wouldn't take it up the ass."
- "I have a level 64 Barbarian Mage named, Thundarr."
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Posted by Topher on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 (04:57:39)
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| Ten Things NOT To Put On Your Resume Objective |
In Today's economy, finding a good job can be tough. And nothing is more important when trying to land a job than having a good resume. One item that immedietly jumps out at employers on a potential hire's resume is the Objective. A good Objective on your resume can make or break your chances for even getting that first interview. With that in mind, Temple of the Rat proudly presents Ten things NOT to put in your Resume's Objective.
- Objective: To obtain a Sr. Programmer position with a well established software company where I can utilize my l331 Haxor Skillz.
- Objective: To obtain a Desktop Support Analyst position within an office environment staffed with mostly hot young chicks.
- Objektiv: to get a job as a teknical Writer , For a wel estalishd publicashun cumpany.
- Objective: To obtain a Sr. Web Developers position with a company in which I can utilize my experiences in web design that I learned while designing my "MySpace" page.
- Objective: Head Chef position at a five star Restaurant where I can put my 15+ years experience at McDonalds to good use.
- Objective: To obtain a position in middle management for a well established company. I'm the oldest in family of 10 so I've got plenty of experience dealing with a bunch of whiny bitches.
- Objective: To obtain a lasting career as an on-air radio personality with a long standing radio station. I've honed my radio voice over the past 12 years as an announcer at a local strip club.
- Objective: To score a kick ass job making shitloads of money.
- Objective: To steamroll my way to the top of the heap, crushing everyone in my way.
- Objective: To obtain a lasting position with a well established company that doesn't do background checks or drugs tests.
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Posted by Topher on Saturday, March 14, 2009 (03:27:56)
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| Pimp This Bum! |
Tim Edwards is the "world's first online bum" thanks to a Houston Texas, marketing specialist and his son. They have taken Edwards' "situation" and turned it into pimpthisbum.com. During regular webcasts, visitors ask questions about Edwards' life and his slow fall from officer manager with a home, a car, and a future to a beggar on the street. People can also make donations. Edwards said the site has brought him and his friends "a lot of hope." He's scheduled to enter an alcohol detox program this coming week.
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Posted by Topher on Tuesday, March 10, 2009 (06:10:00)
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| Dog For Sale |
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'
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Posted by Topher on Saturday, February 07, 2009 (00:10:15)
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