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| Don't Fuck with Chuck |
 Chuck Norris’ roundhouse-kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Posted by birdman on Saturday, February 13, 2010 (01:57:49)
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| Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Posted by birdman on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 (04:41:35)
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| Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Posted by birdman on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 (00:46:58)
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| It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Posted by birdman on Saturday, January 16, 2010 (06:16:35)
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| It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Posted by birdman on Thursday, January 14, 2010 (23:32:42)
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| According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Posted by birdman on Wednesday, January 13, 2010 (20:12:38)
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| In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Posted by birdman on Tuesday, January 12, 2010 (07:03:25)
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| Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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Posted by birdman on Tuesday, December 08, 2009 (04:19:18)
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| Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Posted by birdman on Tuesday, December 08, 2009 (04:15:05)
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| Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow underneath his gun.
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Posted by birdman on Monday, December 07, 2009 (05:59:52)
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