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| 528 pound woman gives birth to 1st child |
 No, you read that right. A 25 year old 528 pound Romanian woman gave birth to a healthy 6.4lb baby girl via Cesarean section. The father, a spindly 154 pound man, said that they will soon be married. Guess he likes 'em on the fluffy side Different strokes for different folks, from us here at Temple of the Rat , mazel tov! Source: Fox News
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Posted by Bubba on Saturday, February 20, 2010 (08:22:42)
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| Dont tase me, Doe! Don't tase me! |
Seems an approximately 1yr old doe ended up in the basement of a house in Columbine CO. Did they call animal control, nope, the cops. Cops show up and most likely said to themselves "fuck that" and called the department of wildlife, D.O.W. passes the buck back to the cops saying its to small to trank they might kill it. If been me, I'd already done shot it, I'd claim castle doctrine "I swear judge didn't like the look in her eyes, it was me or her". Cops regroup and decide to tase the deer, THAT'LL DO IT! They do a whole "you take the left, I'll take the right" routine and get ready to light the little deer up. Deer goes right, ZAP, goes left ZAP, thinks "fuck that" tries to go up the wall, ZAP, third shot to the neck. This drops the deer, cops carry it out to the yard where it comes to and runs off.
Source: Columbine Courier
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Posted by Bubba on Tuesday, December 15, 2009 (22:55:27)
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| Arrested for not paying a tip? |
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Leslie Pope and John Wagner met some friends at a local pub for some Grub. They had to go and find their own napkins and cutlery while their waitress stood around an smoked a cigarette, had to ask the bar for soda refills, and had to wait over an hour for salad and wings.
It was because of the shitty service that the two decided not to tip the waitress. Funny thing was, this was one of those places that automatically add the gratuity to the bill.
When the two skipped out on paying the tip, the bar called the police and the two were ARRESTED for theft! All over a measly ass $16 tip. The bill came to a total of $73 and the bar expected a mandatory 18 percent gratuity.
Now, this is complete BULLSHIT, and this whole tipping business has gone way overboard. I for one will tip if I feel like it and if I don't tough shit. Too fucking bad if your being payed less than minimum wage, if you don't like it, find a new fucking job! It doesn't take a fucking college degree to take and order and serve food.
You can't tell me that a restaurant that charges $18 for a steak and potato platter can't afford to pay their waitresses more than minimum wage.
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Posted by TheClovenHoof on Monday, December 07, 2009 (04:11:37)
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| Korean Woman Fails Written Drivers Test 949 Times! |
68-year-old Cha Sa-soon has failed the written drivers test 949 times before finally achieving the 60 out of 100 points needed to pass the written drivers test, on the 950th try. It took her four years to do it!
She's currently celebrating her victory after spending more than 5m won ($4,200, £2,600) on application fees to take the test. Cha lives in Jeonju, 130 miles (210km) south of Seoul, and said that she needs a drivers licence for a vegetable-selling business.
Now all she has to do is pass the actual DRIVING test. Piece of cake, right Cha?
[Source: BBC News]
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Posted by Topher on Monday, November 09, 2009 (03:38:47)
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| Indian Boy Marries Dog To Ward Off Tigers |
What in the FUCK is wrong with India? Maybe it's not fair to keep slamming on any particular ethnicity, but when they keep doing stupid shit like this, how can we resist? Straight out of the pages of WTF, comes a story of crazy superstition. A baby boy was married to it's neighbors DOG by villagers in Bhubaneswar, India who think that it will stop the baby from being killed by wild animals. About 150 tribespeople took part in the ritual because the boy grew a mutated tooth out of his upper gums. According to the "uncivilized" folk, this is a bad omen and makes them the target of animals such as Tigers.
"We performed the marriage because it will overcome any curse that might fall on the child as well on us," the boy's father, Sanarumala Munda, said in an interview.
The boy, Sagula, was carried to the village temple, where a priest sodomized (Er.... solemnized) the marriage between Sagula and his beautiful blushihng bride, Jyoti, by chanting Sanskrit hymns.
According to tradition, the boy will still be able to marry a human bride in the future without filing for divorce. Fucking Bigamist....
[Source: Reuters, MSNBC]
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Posted by Topher on Friday, February 20, 2009 (05:27:40)
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| Soft Drink Made From Cow Piss |
India is about to release a new soft drink made from cow piss! The drink will be called "Gau Jal", which translates to "Cow Water" and will be a mix of herbs, spices, and good old fashioned Cow Piss. According to Om Prakash, the head of India's Cow Protection Department, Cow Water, "won't smell like urine and will be tasty too. It's going to be very healthy and, unlike carbonated drinks, it will be devoid of any toxins." Cow Water is in the final stages of development, but an official release date hasn't been announced yet. Prakash says, that it would be able to compete with the American cola brands, even with their enormous advertising budgets. "We're going to give them good competition as our drink is good for mankind," he said. "We may also think of exporting it." - None for me thanks, I'll stick to Milk.
[Source: London Times]
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Posted by Topher on Sunday, February 15, 2009 (22:41:00)
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| Man Flushes His Dick Down The Toilet |
45-year-old Ratko Dudic of Nis, Serbia is a Dumbass! He cut his dick off and flushed it down the toilet! Medics in Serbia did manage to save his life, although I don't know how much enjoyable the rest of his life is going to be since they couldn't fish out his severed manhood from the town’s sewer systems.
So, why in the fuck would he do such a stupid thing? Well, he and his girlfriend had been dating for a few years and she had kept pestering him to marry her. She kept bugging his ass until he couldn't take it anymore, and decided to shut her up for good. So he went to the kitchen, got a knife, cut his pecker off, then flushed it down the toilet.
All so he wouldn't have to get married. What an idiot.....
[Source: The Sun]
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Posted by Topher on Thursday, February 12, 2009 (00:17:39)
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| PETA's Save the Sea Kittens |
| That's right boy and girls the silly fucktards at P.E.T.A. have decided that we should now call fish (get this) sea kittens, and petitioning the Fish and Game to halt all "hunting of sea kittens". Now their theory in doing this that people would be less likely to eat a sea kitten then a fish. Don't think they looked to hard at Asia, those silly bastards will take ground up whale dick as a male enhancement drug. Don't think calling a fish a kitten will sway that several century old thought process. Not to mention the massive hit to the food chain and the fishing industry. You can read about this exercise of pissing up a rope on PETA's Sea Kitten site. Do the world a favor, if you even think about signing the petition like the 6,760 other fucktards that have already signed, put a bullet in your head. I'm off to Long John Silvers for a 4 piece "sea kitten" dinner.
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Posted by Bubba on Friday, February 06, 2009 (19:16:07)
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