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| Lars Ulrich Wants To Fuck Your Ass Up! |
Metallica Drummer Lars Ulrich is sick and fucking tired of whiny little bitches complaining that the new Metallica Album, Death Magnetic, has poor recording quality. Ulrich blames the Internet for giving people a voice saying that "If it weren't' for the Internet, nobody would know how bad our album sucks!"
Personally, I think the new album kicks ass, but someone needs to put some fucking duct tape over Lar's mouth. The dude spouts off way too much.
[Source: Kotaku]
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Posted by Topher on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 (22:24:43)
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| Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong |
 These days, countless movie and television stars seek the knife to rejuvenate the look of youth. More often than not, the results are less than pleasant. How many botched face lifts must be performed before Hollywood wises up and just leaves well enough alone? (click each thumbnail for a larger photo)
 Kenny Rogers: Kenny Rogers is pissed off about his freaky new eyes and not afraid to say so. All he did was go in to have a few lines removed but it looks like his plastic surgeon had other ideas. Don't fuck with mother nature Kenny, she's a real bitch.
 Carrot Top: Aside from transforming himself into some sort of female evil clown, his disproportionate muscular build with oddly oversized shoulders and biceps in conjunction with the rest of his body has the world scratching it's head in bewilderment. This man truly frightens me.
 Barry Manilow: It looks like someone stuck a tire pump up his nose and puffed up his face a bit.
 Joan Van Arc: This bitch wasn't that hot to begin with but now she looks like she's ready to try out for the role of Leatherface in the next Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
 Mickey Rourke: Mickey's new face is the thing nightmares are made of. Congratulations on Mickey's new found ability to frighten children everywhere he goes. The poor fucker looks like he's had the shit beat out of him, only without the bruising.
 Priscilla Presley: If you were unlucky enough to catch this whore on Dancing with the stars recently, you'd know that the Knifecutter fucked this one up good. This bitch can hardly move her mouth. And what pray tell does Priscilla have to say to her wonderful plastic surgeon? Uhhhhh Thank yuh, Thank yuh very much.....
 This freak needs no introduction.... It's the Frankenstein Monster himself. If you don't know who this clown is, you've been living in a cave for most of your life. Words can't express how badly this dude has fucked his face up. Nuff said.....
[Sources: Chron.com, Make Me Heal,
Offbeat News]
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Posted by Topher on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 (03:11:29)
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| Hospital diagnoses 71 year old man as pregnant! |
 71-year-old John Grady Pippen was treated at Curry General Hospital in Gold Beach for severe abdominal pains. Based on paperwork given by the hospital, Mr Pippen was diagnosed as Pregnant! According to hospital administrator, William McMillan, a mistyped keystroke was to blame for the computers assesment of Grady's future visit from the stork.
[Source: Chron.com]
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Posted by Topher on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 (00:51:09)
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| Don't F*#% with Chuck |
 Somebody once taped Chuck Norris getting angry. They called it Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
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Posted by birdman on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 (21:25:37)
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| This Day in History |
| Today in history, police found Jack the Ripper's 3rd and 4th victims. So as you begin your day, think about how lucky you to not have been either of those victims.
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Posted by birdman on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 (08:50:34)
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| Bin Laden spotted in Central Park |
 Osama Bin Laden was spotted strolling in New York's Central Park over the weekend. When approached by onlookers, Bin Laden began muttering incessantly, most of which was indistinguishable other than something about his daily Jelquing session. One concerned citizen quickly dialed 911, but as usual before the authorities or military could arrive, Bin Laden was long gone.
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Posted by Topher on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 (04:17:42)
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| Man dies after eating home made "Ulra-Hot Hot Sauce" |
Get this, this guy dared his girlfriend's brother to eat a spoonful of this custom made sauce then ate a plateful, a fucking PLATE FULL, himself. Shortly after he had a heart attack and died.
Maybe he should have stopped with the spoonful like the other guy.
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Posted by Bubba on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 (02:03:33)
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| Russian woman gives birth to small Mongolian man |
 Svetlana Pankratova from Russia has given birth to a small Mongolian man (74.61 cm) while standing on a street corner in London. Says Svetlana; “I was just standing there minding my own business when all of a sudden, he just fell out from between my legs.” London police suspect foul play and believe that she did not give birth to this man but in fact he had perhaps broken into her home the night before and somehow managed to climb up into her vagina.
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Posted by Topher on Sunday, September 28, 2008 (21:15:38)
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| Worlds longest ear hair |
  Radhakant Bajpai of Naya Ganj, Uttar Pradesh, India, holds the world record for the longest ear hair. What in the fuck is wrong with some people? Most of us unfortunate enough to be growing hair inside of our ears trim that shit. What's next? The worlds longest nose hair? I wonder if this guy uses that as a pickup line to get girls. Hey baby, I have the worlds longest ear hair. What do ya say we go back to my place and I rub it all over your titties. I bet that just makes those Indian chicks wild! Most of them probably say, hey baby, that hair growing out of your ears is almost as long as the hair in my armpits.
[Source: Guinness]
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Posted by Topher on Saturday, September 27, 2008 (19:54:43)
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| Epidermits Interactive Pet |
 
Want to pierce, tattoo, or tan your toys? Well this interesting little concept toy from Karten Design might be right up your alley! It will confuse your kids and rob them from any remaining sense of the natural. Epidermits are fully functioning organisims, resulting from advanced tissue engineering and the latest fuel cell and electronics technology. They don't feel pain - or think - but follow a complex set of algorithms. They require minimal maintenance, can be stored in a state of forced hibernation in a standard refrigerator, and are customizable with different body, skin and hair selections and through tanning, tattooing and piercing.
[Source: Gizmodo]
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Posted by Topher on Saturday, September 27, 2008 (18:52:12)
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