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| Dont Fuck with Chuck |
 Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, burred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Posted by birdman on Monday, October 13, 2008 (04:54:36)
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| Kate Moss - Golden Vagina |
 
Creepy Pervert, Marc Quinn has created a life-sized statue of Kate Moss, made entirely of 18kt gold, worth an estimated 2.6 million dollars. The statue is to be unveiled at the British museum for an exhibition in October. A plaster bust of the model in the "unusual" pose was also made. However, the solid silicone version (with three love openings) remains at Mr. Quinn's apartment for "Private" showings.
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Posted by Topher on Sunday, October 12, 2008 (16:20:10)
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| Space Shitter on the Fritz Again! |
  Space station astronauts are tightening their ass cheeks because the toilet in the bathroom of the International Space Station is broken again. To make matters worse, this happened only days before a few spaceflyers are leaving to visit the station. A glitch that sent the space station into survival mode on Friday was tracked to an electronics box aboard the station, and although this was fixed, the shit box is still broken.
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Posted by Topher on Saturday, October 11, 2008 (18:45:08)
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| Earn Money from Home! |
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Posted by Topher on Saturday, October 11, 2008 (15:41:07)
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| Dont Fuck with Chuck |
| Most little kids piss their names in the snow for fun. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
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Posted by birdman on Friday, October 10, 2008 (18:43:23)
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| Man skips jury duty to get drunk |
 Curtis Lemons was summoned to report for Jury duty in a drunk driving case. When he didn't show up, the judge had a bailiff call him at home, but Lemons told the bailiff he was too busy to come. Judge Scott Thomsen ordered officers to go and pick up Lemons and bring him into the courthouse. On their way back to the courthouse, the deputies notices a strong smell of booze on Curtis' breath. When asked, Lemons told the judge that he couldn't make it to jury duty because he had been drinking rum that morning. Judge Thomsen found him in contempt of court and fined him $250. What a dumb ass. - [Source: MSNBC]
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Posted by Topher on Friday, October 10, 2008 (02:09:36)
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| Crazy Bitch sues L'Oreal for making her a Brunette |
  Charlotte Feeney of Stratford, used to be Blonde. That is, before she accidentally dyed her hair brunette with one of L'Oreal's products. So she sued them claiming they ruined her social life. According to Ms. Feeney, the incident left her so traumatized that now she needs anti-depressants and that she'll never be able to return to her natural blonde hue. She also claims that she suffered headaches and anxiety, missed the attention that blondes receive, and had to stay home and wear hats most of the time. Fortunately, justice isn't completely blind as a Superior Court judge dismissed Feeney's lawsuit on Monday. - [Source: MSNBC]
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Posted by Topher on Thursday, October 09, 2008 (00:46:41)
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| Mail Goggles - Stop Sending Email in a Drunken Stupor |
 You know the story, you come home shit faced from a long night of partying. Stumble in the door and plop down in your desk chair and check your email. Being the dumb ass drunk you are, you reply to mail in your inbox in some sort of incoherent, idiotic babbling, typing things you shouldn't. The next morning of course, you realize you fucked up, but there's nothing you can do about it now. Exactly what did you type and who did you offend? You quickly check your sent items and slink down into your chair. You're a fucking idiot.....
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Posted by Topher on Wednesday, October 08, 2008 (00:33:11)
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| Heart Attack Grill - Real Burgers for Real Men |
  If you're ever in Chandler Arizona, and feel like a REAL man, stop by the Heart Attack Grill where their slogan is "Taste Worth Dying For!". The home of the Quadruple Bypass Burger makes no excuses about the healthy menu choices like the Flatliner Fries, deepfried in pure lard. For that quick energy boots, why not wash down that greasy burger with an ice cold Jolt Cola? And to top it all off, you can buy a pack of unfiltered cigarettes for that after dinner smoke. Oh yeah, and if the food doesn't give you a heart attack, the waitresses just might. 
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Posted by Topher on Tuesday, October 07, 2008 (01:39:23)
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| Dont Fuck with Chuck |
| The opening scene of 'Saving Private Ryan' is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in the second grade.
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Posted by birdman on Monday, October 06, 2008 (18:30:17)
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