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| Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents |
 You can't make this shit up.
"The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption."
All this because the boys dad is in jail. He did it so he could get arrested to be with his dad.
Rap sheet at age 4. Drunk and disorderly, breaking and entering, robbery... I'm at a loss of words for the cross dressing part
Source: WTVC-TV CHATTANOOGA, Tenn
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Posted by Bubba on Saturday, December 19, 2009 (01:30:50)
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| A 2yr old kid drowns in pool as mom updates Twitter |
A Florida mom posted a tweet about the weather at 5:22pm. Sometime between then and 5:38pm her 2 year old son fell into the pool and drowned. She had called 911 at 5:38, at 6:12 she posted yet another tweet asking for prayers for her kid. Shortly after her request to her 5,300 twitter followers, her son was pronounced dead.
Two things. First, how fucked up is the world that a blogging house mom from Florida has 5,300 people watching her? Can her life be that fucking interesting? Second, was the fame and trying to keep up with it worth the loss of a kid? I don't think so.
Pay attention to your kids. Its fucked up, you need a licence to cut hair, but anyone can have a kid.
Source: Floridatoday.com via CNet News
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Posted by Bubba on Friday, December 18, 2009 (15:53:39)
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| Naughty Little Elf |
 
See this ugly fucker? This is William C. Caldwell III, and he's been a bad little elf.
See, Willy here thought it would be fun to dress up as an elf, stand in line to see Santa at the Georgia Southlake Mall, then tell him that he was carrying Dynamite.
Needless to say, everyone else didn't think it was so funny. After evacuating the mall, the bomb squad couldn't find any traces of explosives.
Willie got his dumb ass busted over the incident, and ended up on Santa's "Naughty list".
[Source: Bucks Weird News Blog]
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Posted by TheClovenHoof on Friday, December 18, 2009 (05:39:49)
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| Dumb-Ass Blows His Mouth Off With Exploding Chewing Gum |
 
Some idiot in the Ukraine (a chemistry student, no less) has died after a stick of chewing gum exploded in his mouth.
The 25-year-old student of Ukraine's Kiev Polytechnic Institute was sitting at his computer in his parents' house late Saturday night when the incident occurred.
A loud "pop" noise was heard coming from his room, and when family members went to investigate, they found him dead with his lower jaw completely blown off.
Coroners discovered that the gum was covered in an unidentified chemical substance. According to the police, this moron had a habit of dipping his gum in citric acid before chewing it.
On his desk, they found a packet of the acid as well as the unidentified chemical. They believe he accidentally got the two mixed up, and used the wrong baggie of shit.
Here, try some of this.... It'll blow your fucking mind!
[Source: Bizarre News]
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Posted by TheClovenHoof on Friday, December 18, 2009 (05:29:22)
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| Dont tase me, Doe! Don't tase me! |
 
Seems an approximately 1yr old doe ended up in the basement of a house in Columbine CO. Did they call animal control, nope, the cops. Cops show up and most likely said to themselves "fuck that" and called the department of wildlife, D.O.W. passes the buck back to the cops saying its to small to trank they might kill it. If been me, I'd already done shot it, I'd claim castle doctrine "I swear judge didn't like the look in her eyes, it was me or her". Cops regroup and decide to tase the deer, THAT'LL DO IT! They do a whole "you take the left, I'll take the right" routine and get ready to light the little deer up. Deer goes right, ZAP, goes left ZAP, thinks "fuck that" tries to go up the wall, ZAP, third shot to the neck. This drops the deer, cops carry it out to the yard where it comes to and runs off.
Source: Columbine Courier
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Posted by Bubba on Tuesday, December 15, 2009 (22:55:27)
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| Angelina Jolie Sculpture - Nude and Breastfeeding? |
Perverted Oddball Artist, Daniel Edwards has announced his latest sculpture! It's a life sized statue of Angelina Jolie, naked and breast feeding two of her kids.
Why in the fuck would someone make something like this? Although not quite as creepy as the golden Kate Moss statue, this one ranks right up there.
Supposedly this statue was created to celebrate World Breastfeeding Week. If you ask me, it's just an excuse for some perverted weirdo artist to get his rocks off.
I dunno, it looks kinda nasty to me. Nothing at all how I'd picture Angelina Jolie naked, right before I fucked her brains out of her ears.
She kinda looks like a corpse and don't get me wrong, I'd have to reconsider probably two or three times before I would fuck Angelina Jolie's cold, dead, corpse.
I dunno, It wouldn't be all that bad, right? And then you could say, "I fucked Angelina Jolie", and then just leave that corpse part out. I mean, it's not like anyone's gonna know any otherwise.
Anyway, if you think this is the only fucked up thing this guy has made, just wait until you see the rest of this article....
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Posted by TheClovenHoof on Wednesday, December 09, 2009 (06:57:58)
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Kim Peek, the inspiration behind the movie Rain Man, died Saturday at the age of 58. The mentally handicapped man, who was also a savant. He could recite word for word over 12,000 books. His memory had instant recall. He never had to stop and think about anything he learned. He even had the ability to recall any date, and tell you what day of the week it was. He became to be called the human Google, but everyone will remember him as Rain Man.
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Seems ol' Saint Nick and one of his helpers hit the sauce a little early this year and decided he needed a hug. Pulled his car, I mean "sleigh" over and just started huggin kids in the street and asking them where his reindeer were. Of course the police were called and they later found the two tools and hauled them off for being drunk in public. Thats it... WTF... what about the whole huggin kids all whilly-nilly, wheres the charge for that. Wise man once said "a drunk man words are a sober mans thoughts."
Seems Nineteen-year-old Huang Chen passed out after a night of drinking and his roommates shoved a TV remote up his ass. When he woke up he went to the hospital with the complaint his ass hurt. At the ER When he bent over so the doc could get a look, the channel changed on the TV! When they X-Rayed him they discovered the device crammed in his butt.
