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  New Ubisoft games must always have an internet connection.
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That's right you boys and girls yet another game developer going that extra mile to reel in PC game pirating. All new Ubisoft titles will require a CONSTANT internet connection to play and save the game. All game save data will be stored on Ubi servers and if your connection drops out, well your game pauses and you wont be able to save. Looks like Far Cry 2 will be my last Ubisoft game. Bastards.

Source: rockpapershotgun.com


Posted by Bubba on Thursday, January 28, 2010 (02:31:09)
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  Don't Fuck with Chuck
ChuckBefore each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

Posted by birdman on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 (00:46:58)
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  Mayhem Festival 2010 - Lineup and Tour Dates
MusicThe lineup has all been confirmed for the 2010 Rockstar Energy Mayhem Festival. There will be two side stages and a main stage, which KORN and ROB ZOMBIE will headline. They will be joined by LAMB OF GOD and FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH.

The Jagermeister Stage will feature Hatebreed, Chimaira, Shawdows Fall, Winds Of Plague and the Jagermeister Battle of The Bands Winner. The Mayhem Festival stage will spotlight Atreyu, Norma Jean, In This Moment and 3 Inches Of Blood.

Posted by TheClovenHoof on Thursday, January 21, 2010 (23:35:30)
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  Don't Fuck with Chuck
ChuckIt takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Posted by birdman on Saturday, January 16, 2010 (06:16:35)
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  This is a robbery....I think?!?!?
Crime PORTLAND, Ore. – Portland police said a man handed an apologetic robbery note to an employee at a FedEx Kinko's store, then waited for police to arrive. The store employee said that the note said, and I quote:"This is a robbery, I'll wait outside for the police, sorry." Police Detective Mary Wheat said responding officers found the 46-year-old man outside the store Tuesday morning and took him into custody. Wheat said no robbery charges will be pursued because the man did not have a weapon and didn't carry out a robbery. Police believe he simply wanted to go to jail. Not only is this guy a major fucktard, he didn't even accomplish his goal, to go to jail. Why is that? He never committed a fucking crime!!!! This is a whole new level of criminal genius. I don't know what to expect next. Yahoo! News

Posted by birdman on Thursday, January 14, 2010 (23:34:11)
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  Don't Fuck with Chuck
ChuckIt is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

Posted by birdman on Thursday, January 14, 2010 (23:32:42)
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  Don't Fuck with Chuck
ChuckAccording to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Posted by birdman on Wednesday, January 13, 2010 (20:12:38)
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  Don't Fuck with Chuck
ChuckIn an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Posted by birdman on Tuesday, January 12, 2010 (07:03:25)
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  Bitches Be Crazy!
Crime Police in Kansas City, Mo., are looking for a woman who went on a rampage at a McDonald's because she didn't like her hamburger. Police said the woman caused thousands of dollars in damage on Dec. 27 when she became upset that the restaurant wouldn't refund her money. Employees had offered to replace her hamburger, but she refused and wanted her Dollar back. She then went into a wild tangent, throwing a sign and a bucket of water over the counter and pushing off a glass display case and three cash registers. Over her hamburger!!! I mean the stupidity in this world. It's a $1 hamburger any McDonalds you go to now!!! I think i would have taken the free one, or fuck it, bought another. Now this crazy bitch is going to get caught and go to jail over a fucking hamburger. Here's a link to the video footage, it dosen't get really good till a minute in. YouTube

Posted by birdman on Saturday, January 09, 2010 (18:41:45)
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  Serial horse rapist caught
Crime Most guys say they are "playing the horses" means they are gambling on the races. NOT for Erick Rivera, nope, this sick SOB took it up a notch. He broke into the stables at the New York Historic harness track at night to have his way with the ladies. Workers felt something wasn't right when they got there in the morning and found horses bridled and immobilized in their stalls. Cops were called in, cameras setup, cheesy 70's music started to play....

Now young 18yr old Rivera is now charged with sexual misconduct with an animal and burglary. Bet he will be popular in jail.

Source: truecrimereport.com
Submitted By: Bubba


Posted by Anonymous on Wednesday, December 23, 2009 (05:15:08)
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