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You aint got the Balls!
Hey Pussy, think you have the gonads to be a Temple of the Rat member? Nah, I didn't think so either. So why not take your Lilly white ass on out of here. You should probably just go to to a website that's more your speed. Or better yet, why not go hang out at MySpace or Facebook and make your very own webpage! After all, you're sooooooooo interesting. I'm sure EVERYBODY want's to know all about you and your interests, you fucking Noob!
The "so-called" King of Pop, Michael Jackson is dead at the age of 50, after suffering from a massive heart attack.
Los Angeles Fire Department Capt. Steve Ruda said that paramedics were called to Jackson's home at 12:26 p.m. They performed CPR and took him to the medical center. He was in a deep coma and was later pronounced dead by doctors.
Children everywhere can breath a sigh of relief as one less Pedophile is off the streets. Reports suggest that they are going to melt the plastic on his face and make an Xbox to let kids play with him for a change.
Posted by Topher on Thursday, June 25, 2009 (23:07:45) comments? | |
Woman has 200 orgasms a day
That right boys, 200 a day. Seems that 24yr old Sarah has been getting multiple orgasms since she was 19 as a result of a disorder called PSAS or Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome. PSAS increases blood flow to the sex organs causing a constant state of arousal, the low hum of a hair dryer can get this chick off.
She has also had embarrassing moments in public. Going to noisy bars and clubs is out of the question as the vibrations send her wild. I wonder what happens when she gets next to a Harley?
Once in awhile something so totally damned cool comes out that even a father who doesn't normally even know what he'd like for Fathers Day would immediately ask for it.
This Son of a Bitch can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards and makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.
With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.
Posted by Topher on Tuesday, June 23, 2009 (01:14:10) comments? | |
Nude Zoey Mod For L4D
Pervert gamers rejoice! A modder over at Left 4 Dead Mods by the name Zaigo has released a mod for Left 4 Dead with a naked Zoey!
Now, this isn't just a new skin for the existing Zoey model. Nope, it's a totally new Zoey model equipped with torn off clothes and bouncing boobies when she runs or walks.
So what are you waiting for? Get your ass over to Left 4 Dead Mods and download the damn thing already!
Oh, and be sure to take plenty of screen shots, and post them in our Forums.
Posted by Topher on Monday, June 15, 2009 (00:46:31) comments? | |
Cocaine Found in Red Bull
That's right folks, Cocaine in Red Bull! No wonder this energy drink comes in such a smaller can than the others, not to mention its expensive as shit. Now don't go out and buy a bunch of this stuff trying to get high off of it because there is not enough in one drink to do enough to you(unless you drink like 12 of these warlocks, but the other shit in them would kill you first)but Germany has issued a ban and recall throughout the country. The FDA in the states is doing further testing. Read the full story below.
Man Busted For Having Oral Sex With a Labrador Retriever
See this ugly fucker here? Well, his name is Bradley Brainard, and he's a plumber from Atascadero, CA.
Bradly was under suspicion of selling drugs to prison inmates when police found an interesting video tape he had stashed away.
The tape was of the 49-year-old plumber, naked, but wearing a woman's bra, in bed with his Labrador. In the video, Brainard was sucking and stroking his dog off.
In a recent interview, Brainard told the paper, "It's something I got into that I never should have gotten into."
Some dumbass in Egypt cut his dick off to spite his family for not allowing him to marry a lower class woman. After two years of trying (and failing) to convince his father to let him marry her, he heated up a knife and sliced his pecker off.
The man came from a "well-to-do" upper class family in the in the southern Egyptian province of Qena. High class snobs like these usually only marry other high class snobs. After all, that's what high class snobs do, right?
Anyway, the idiot was rushed to the hospital but all the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't put humpty's pee-pee back together again.
It's with this, I'd like to present this clown with the coveted "temple of the Rat, Shit for Brains Award!"
Steve Wiebe fails to achieve Donkey Kong World Record at E3
Steve Wiebe made a good run for the Donkey Kong world record at this year's E3, but just minutes ago finished his final attempt for the day.
Oddly enough, during his third attempt in today's run for the gold, the Donkey Kong cabinet he was playing on lost power and he had to start over. He finished his last attempt with a score of around 980,000 as he hit the kill screen, ending his game.
Let's hope he isn't ready to give up yet as this was his fourth time trying to reclaim the throne after loosing the title to Billy Mitchell. Keep trying Steve, we're rooting for ya!
Posted by Topher on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 (01:43:45) comments? | |
Fat people cause of global warming
Well in the International Journal of Epidemiology there is a report that says that since fat people are lazy and use their cars more and eat more, then their "carbon footprint" is bigger then a skinny person. That is a big ol pile of bullshit (another cause of global warming BTW) and their are people already poking holes in the theory of the study.
These scientist trying to justify their existence need to lay off the fat people. Anyone watch the Olympics in China, notice all the haze. That wasn't fog, it was SMOG, and that was after they shut half the country down to help "clean up" the air for the athletes. Don't go blaming my fat ass, blame the parts world that don't give a shit
Posted by Bubba on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 (16:32:33) comments? | |
Spore with a hint of Robot Chicken
The guys from Robot Chicken have teamed up with Electronic Arts to create download content for the new Spore Galactic Adventures that will be out June 23. Coming from the brains from Robot Chicken it could be rather interesting.
Source: sporewtf.com
Posted by Bubba on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 (13:20:05) comments? | |
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The "so-called" King of Pop, Michael Jackson is dead at the age of 50, after suffering from a massive heart attack.
That right boys, 200 a day. Seems that 24yr old Sarah has been getting multiple orgasms since she was 19 as a result of a disorder called PSAS or Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome. PSAS increases blood flow to the sex organs causing a constant state of arousal, the low hum of a hair dryer can get this chick off.
She has also had embarrassing moments in public. Going to noisy bars and clubs is out of the question as the vibrations send her wild. I wonder what happens when she gets next to a Harley?
See this ugly fucker here? Well, his name is Bradley Brainard, and he's a plumber from Atascadero, CA.
Some dumbass in Egypt cut his dick off to spite his family for not allowing him to marry a lower class woman. After two years of trying (and failing) to convince his father to let him marry her, he heated up a knife and sliced his pecker off.
Steve Wiebe made a good run for the Donkey Kong world record at this year's E3, but just minutes ago finished his final attempt for the day.
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